I'll be posting an updated version of this drunken fucked up swing very soon. I've been playing golf exclusively for the last couple weeks working the kinks out in my swing. Trying to get back to that low single digit handicap I once had.
So stay tuned for the new and improved golf ball wacker guy. I even got some new irons shouts out to my boy Castle. He hooked it up with some bridgestone irons with some projectX rifle shafts that do dirt and I love them. He even gave the kid a new 56 degree cleveland since mine was going on 15 years old and the grooves were wider than my ass crack.
anyway have fun LOL'n at my fucked up over the top cut swing in this video. I'll be posting a new one pretty soon. holla
I apologize for all the videos that keep getting deleted that I post. I am too busy to keep finding the videos and updating my posts. So please just look at the titles of the videos and find them with google.
If you are having trouble finding fight videos because the UFC keeps getting them deleted just type a search exactly like this...
Nick Diaz vs Carlos Condit full fight video
Then just click page 5 or 6 and start searching through each result for a video. It's usually several pages back that you will find a viable video to watch that the UFC hasn't found yet.
Anyway, here is a video of Joe Rogan talking about how Nick Diaz should have won the fight. Watching the fight I knew Nick Diaz won no matter what the scorecards said. Condit ran like a pussy and didn't do any damage. Nick Diaz even bitch slapped him with an open hand in the 2nd or 3rd round I can't remember and of course Condit the natural born pussy didn't even respond he just kept backing up. All of his kicks weren't doing any damage. I don't think he landed one spinning back fist or elbow in the entire fight that was all for show. Nick Diaz came looking for a fight and his opponent knew he couldn't win a fight so he took the easy way out.
Nick Diaz is the champ it sucks he tested positive for marijuana though. Man that was just bad luck. The fight with Condit that kind of shit is going to happen because there are people that would sell their soul and their manhood to obtain certain things and in life. Just like Carlos "the natural born pussy" Condit did Super Bowl weekend. Hopefully everything works out for the best for Nick Diaz and he'll be fighting when his suspension is up.
In the mean time I'll be catching up on some Yoshihiro Akiyama fights to see how Jake Shields plans to take him out. Shout out to Team Cesar Gracie jiu-jitsu for producing real fighters and not cowards. Much respect.
Life ain't fair. The kid Diaz deserved the win. He came to fight. Condit came to run in circles around the ring. Anytime there was any contact he'd literally run to the other side of the octagon.
So he did this for 25 minutes. Circle, circle, leg kick, circle, circle, leg kick. Diaz completely at a jogs pace trying to run this guy down and was unable to do so for most of the fight. So basically you had one guy looking for a fight and you had another guy staying on the outside throwing a leg kick and then running. literally running i saw him run from one side of the octagon to the other at least 5 times during this fight.
the strikes ended up being something like 159 landed for condit and 117 landed for diaz. with diaz getting a 5th round take down and a pass of the guard by getting condit's back and going for a submission.
a lot of people ringside had the first 2 rounds to diaz and the 5th to diaz with the takedown and the pass of the guard. then there were a lot of people who said diaz got the first 2 rounds and lost the last 3 rounds. yet two of the judges scored it 4-1 condit and one of them scored it 3-2 condit.
the natural born killer winner by unanimous decision. so that's what the UFC has become. the ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP. where fighting has become less relevant and running wins you bouts.
first it was wrestlers in the UFC that learned how to win on the score cards with takedowns. So they'd just take you down 12 times in a fight and never do any damage and come out victorious in a glorified dry humping competition. now it seems some fighters have evolved their game into a peek a boo stand up style that can win you fights while doing little to nothing during the fight other than avoiding your opponent. we see people like dominick cruz, frankie edgar, and now condit winning titles by literally running away from their opponents on the feet and momentarily throwing jabs or leg kicks to score points. doing little to no damage and winning on the score cards.
now it's been confirmed anderson silva is going to have to fight chael sonnen again. in june in brazil. so here we have a guy in sonnen who is going to do what? try to get takedowns and hold silva on the ground doing little to no damage but scoring on the cards. he did it in his last fight winning the first 4 rounds before silva magically pulled a rabbit out of his ass and caught sonnen in a triangle with like a minute to go in the fight. otherwise we'd have ANOTHER fighter not fighting but scoring and holding the title belt.
something has to be done about this. they have to implement some sort of a rule like PRIDE had. where they would take 10 percent of your purse every time the referee pulled out a yellow card for stalling. if you ran from your opponent you would get a yellow card, if you kept taking down your opponent and not doing any damage you'd get a yellow card, etc... each time the card comes out you lose 10 percent of your purse for the fight and they should give that 10 percent to the opposition.
otherwise like diaz said fuck it i'm done with this shit. these guys can run around the ring for 25 minutes and still win fights? it's fucking gay and not only is it gay it's boring. the coward who doesn't have enough skill to exchange wins the fight. i'm fucking pissed man this guy "the natural born killer" is a natural born pussy. he finished 26 of the 27 fights he won by knockout or submission before saturday night. then he steps in the octagon with nick diaz and literally runs from him the entire fight and wins by decision. not once did he ever try to finish the fight or square up and throw down. not once... fuck that the fans go robbed and most of all nick diaz got robbed.
i just see nick being more prepared for this fight. i understand this is a dramatized show. but not once throughout the entire show did they present anything that resembled something other than fighting or training with nick diaz. carlos condit has so far in these episodes, started building a house, been taking care of his new born, shows up to the press conference wife in toe in a tailored suit, spends off time shooting his guns, etc, etc...
nick diaz spends his off time doing triathalons, nick diaz doesn't have time to go to the tailor and get fitted for a suit hes too busy sparring with the current muay thai champion, hes not feeding his son at 6am hes hitting a speed bag, nick diaz doesn't go shoot guns for fun, hes rolling around on the ground with cesar gracie jiu-jitsu black belts, nick diaz doesn't have a wife that is going to undoubtedly give him shit from time to time, hes too busy swimming from alcatraz to the mainland in san francisco.
hes nick diaz hes from stockton my city. i'm proud hes from here because i believe he represents our area well. he isn't mentally weak, he isn't physically weak, he isn't a fraud, hes a fighter. he's going to work this fucking "natural born fraud" and i can't fucking wait.
my buddy danny ford the man on the left was like an uncle to me growing up. been hunting, camping, partied with him since i was just knee high to a grasshopper. he passed away earlier this year. i always looked up to him as a man, a friend, and a person. he was hurtin' because problems with money, job, & wife, then dealing with his dad and brother that passed away. i miss the man.
he was more like an older brother than anything. i remember when i was 12 he was fucking with me in front of everyone when we were camping one year. telling me he'd be snuggling up with me that night to keep me warm. grunting and groaning like he was gonna make me his bitch. obviously i wasn't having any of it but it still makes me laugh about it til this day and everyone had a good chuckle about it that night. mother fucker i'll miss ya. lol
john "moon" the man on the right. been a very good family friend of mine since i was a baby. one of the most honest people i know. he was a passionate man and would give you the shirt off his back if it made you feel better. lived every day like his last and that is no exaggeration or cliche. he'd slam a bottle of vodka to the face and dance around the fire to his favorite blues music namely janis joplin because that's how he lived life everyday.
i remember one night when i was a little younger prolly smokin' weed at 13-14 years old. we were hunting and camping up here in northern cali. he was fucking plastered trying to take bets from everyone in camp saying he could hit the bullseye of a target in the middle of the night. naturally we all thought it wasn't the greatest idea considering it was pitch black out and you couldn't see your hand at arms length let alone a target at any distance. but after all was said and done moon did it anyway and made good on his bet by hitting the target dead center as he held the target between both feet on the ground and shot it at point blank range with his hunting rifle. both scaring the fuck out of everyone and making his impression on all of us by making great stories like this for all of us to remember him by. that was a good day.
just one of the many hilarious things i'll remember about my friend. who passed just recently from health problems stemming from cancer and various other indulgences he was involved in throughout his life.
i could write a ton more about both but i'll save those memories for myself. i didn't get to make it to either of their funerals for various different reasons. so this is the least that i can do for my friends, the select few that are actually worthy of being here at dynastoned.com. hopefully i'll see them again some day. if not it was fun while it lasted.
Andre Roberts $7,500
Trent Cole $15,000
Ahmad Brooks $7,500
C.J. Ah You $15,000
Jeff King $7,500
Doug Legursky $7,500
Raheem Brock $15,000
Jason Jones $15,000
Phil Taylor $7,500
William Moore $7,500
Antonio Brown $7,500
Daniel Graham $5K
James Farrior $15,000
Erik Walden $15,000
Rob Ninkovich $15,000
Brian Price $7,500
Nick Barnett $7.5K
Danieal Manning $15,000
Travis LaBoy $15k
Danario Alexander $5,000
Jacob Bell $7,500
Jason Smith $7,500
Bradley Fletcher $15,000
Chad Greenway $7,500
Igor Olshansky $10k
Yeremiah Bell $15k
Brandon Marshall $7,500
Terrell Suggs $7,500
Austin Pettis $20,000
Chike Okeafor $7,500
Kevin Kaesviharn $25,000
Kenny Phillips $20,000
Matt Birk $5,000
Roman Harper $15,000
Nate Burleson $5,000
Eric Wright $5,000
Danny Batten $15,000
Brandon Meriweather $25,000
Charles Tillman $7,500
Richard Seymour $15,000
AJ Hawk 10K
Clay Matthews $5,000
Tramon Williams $5,000
Troy Polamalu $10,000
Antonio Smith $7,500
Brandon Pettigrew $7,500
Brian Orakpo $15,000
Jason Pierre-Paul $10,000
Aldon Smith $15,000
Cedric Peerman $20,000
Kevin Williams $15,000
DeMarcus Ware $15,000
D.J. Moore $15,000
Matthew Stafford $7,500
Rob Sims $7,500
Nick Fairley $15,000
Rob Gronkowski $7,500
Joe Flacco $7,500
Derek Cox $7,500
Kam Chancellor $20,000
Michael Griffin $7,500
Charles Johnson $7,500
Byron Bell $7,500
Jordan Gross $7,500
Arthur Jones $7,500
Kam Chancellor $40,000
William Hayes $15,000
Captain Munnerlyn $5,000
Dashon Goldson $25,000
Early Doucet $10,000
Logan Mankins $7,500
DeSean Jackson $10,000
Russell Okung $7,500
Trevor Laws $7,500
Rex Ryan $75,000
Von Miller $25,000
Ryan Clark 15K
Anthony Smith $7,500
Linval Joseph $7,500
Antrel Rolle $15,000
Percy Harvin $7,500
Legedu Naanee $7,500
Justin Smith $15,000
Dwayne Bowe ?
Brandon Flowers ?
Brandon Carr ?
Andre Caldwell $5,000
Kevin Faulk $7,500
Patrick Chung $7,500
Domata Peko $7,500
Duane Brown $7,500
Bryan Kehl $15,000
Steve Gregory $10,000
Bront Bird $7,500
Ray Lewis $20,000
Ryan Clark $40,000
Earl Bennett $5,000
Von Miller $15,000
Josh Cribbs $7,500
Aaron Curry $20,000
Marc Colombo $7,500
Antrel Rolle $5,000
Jarvis Moss $15,000
DeMarcus Ware $15,000
D.J. Moore $15,000
Matthew Stafford $7,500
Rob Sims $7,500
Nick Fairley $15,000
Rob Gronkowski $7,500
Joe Flacco $7,500
Derek Cox $7,500
Kam Chancellor $20,000
Michael Griffin $7,500
Arthur Jones $7,500
Kam Chancellor $40,000
William Hayes $15,000
Captain Munnerlyn $5,000
Dashon Goldson $25,000
Early Doucet $10,000
Dashon Goldson $25,000
Von Miller $25,000
Logan Mankins $7,500
DeSean Jackson $10,000
Russell Okung $7,500
Trevor Laws $7,500
Tyrone Culver $20,000
Patrick Willis $7,500
Brian Rolle $10,000
DeMarco Sampson $7,500
Daryl Washington $7,500
Stevie Johnson $10,000
Lance Louis ?
Kerry Meier $20,000
Tracy Porter $7,500
Jared Allen $7,500
Nate Solder $7,500
K.J. Wright $15,000
Stephen Bowen $15,000
Ted Ginn $5,000
Braylon Edwards $5,000
Michael Crabtree $5,000
49ers Williams $5,000
Breno Giacomini $7,500
Roy Helu $7,500
Trent Cole $7,500
Nate Burleson $7,500
Antonio Smith $15,000
Shaun Chapas $20,000
Charles Woodson $15,000
Mathias Kiwanuka $7,500
Jerod Mayo $25,000
Brandon Pettigrew $25,000
Stefan Logan $7,500
Cam Wake $15,000
Richie Incognito $7,500
Jerious Norwood $7,500
Ahmad Brooks $15,000
Richard Seymour $30,000
That is a pretty long list right? This list is also incomplete. This is just a list I compiled from doing google searches on the 2011 NFL season. So I'm sure there are several that did not make the list.
There were fines for everything from throwing a football in the stands after celebrating a game winning touchdown to a player not wearing a microphone for the game. It also seems that now if you get a facemask penalty, roughing the passer, horse-collar tackle, hands to the face, and unsportsmanlike conduct you can be fined. It's not limited to those things either Troy Polamalu was fined $10,000 for using a cell phone on the sideline to call his wife after a concussion. Chad Johnson was fined $25,000 for using Twitter during a game.
The list goes on and on. This list is current up to week 13 of the NFL season. I will keep it updated as the season progresses.
